Mr McCain is rarely seen outside the company of his associate, Mr VanSett. The pair are freelance specialists in the field of trouble: creating and resolving.
Email: mr_mccain@endoftheline.chaosdeathfish.com
A portal opens from the City into a pristine, virgin land. Two pairs of immaculate boots step through onto the grass.
“Breathe in that fresh air. Don't you agree it tastes like new opportunities, Mr. McCain?”
“Quite so, Mr. VanSett. I think we made the most of our situation back in that hive of scum and misery, but new opportunities are exactly what's in order.”
“Look over there, Mr. McCain. Does that look like a small village to you?”
“I would classify it as a hamlet, Mr. VanSett. Shall we see if they want protection?”
“A lucrative course of action, I'm sure. Let's go and introduce ourselves.”
The two figures stride off, whistling happily.